Horndog: Forty Years of Losing at the Dating Game

Michael Jefferson mjefferson20002000@yahoo.com 1359726772283

BIOGRAPHICAL MEMOIR SATIRE ROMANCE

20th Century (multiple decades)

Michael Jefferson

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Logline

Author Michael Jefferson is an expert at love gone wrong – often hilariously wrong. He once told a girl he liked her – she pushed him down a flight of stairs. He gave his girlfriend the keys to his car – she ran it into a garage door. Horndog: Forty Years of Losing at the Dating Game ecounts the misadventures of the women he’s loved, lost and lusted after, plus forty years of strippers, stalkers, and sluts that made him an unrepentant bachelor. The naughty nannies, bodacious blondes and raving redheads featured in the book all agree- if you want a successful love life, don’t be like Mike.

Genre

Biographical, Memoir, Satire, Romance,

Short Summary

Michael Jefferson, author of Horndog: Forty Years of Losing at the Dating Game has been actively failing at the dating game for more than 40 years. He has romanced insane ingénues, chased nubile nymphos, had a posse of nannies and slept with salacious strippers – yet he remains single. His short sto


The final chapter, "Full Circle," is an encounter with the woman who deflowered me forty years before.

Setting

New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island

Based on a True Story

Yes

Plot - Premise

Quest

Plot - Other Elements

Coming of Age, Meaningful Message, Happy Ending

Mature Audience Themes

Nudity

Main Character Details

Name: It's me!

Age: 35

Gender: Male

Role: Protagonist

Key Traits: Charming, Educated, Funny, Romantic, Adventurous, Clumsy

Additional Character Details

Name: Girlfriends, acquaintances

Age: 30

Gender: Female

Role: Tempter

Key Traits: Aggressive, Beautiful, Blunt, Educated, Funny, Adventurous, Insecure, Sexy, Charming, Complex, Outspoken, Crazy, Flexible, Seductive

Additional Character Details

Name: Brief encounters!

Age: 30

Gender: Female

Role: Tempter

Key Traits: Charming, Crazy, Funny, Romantic, Seductive, Sexy, Skillful, Aggressive, Clumsy, Confident, Outspoken, Adventurous, Aspiring, Blunt, Sarcastic, Beautiful, Educated, Engaging, Flexible

Additional Character Details

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About The Author

Target Audiences

Age: 18-34

Target Gender: Male leaning

Group Specific

Information not completed

Publishing Details

Status: Yes: with a Publisher

Publisher: Maple Tree Productions

Year Published: 2018

Hard Copy Available

No

ISBN

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