We're Not The Millers

Ken Foote KenFoote1025@gmail.com 3633202331802



Ken Foote

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We're Not The Millers is the story of The Millers, a fictional family who agreed to smuggle drugs from Mexico into the United States by pretending to be working for notorious drug kingpin Pablo Chacon. This story follows their adventures to avoid capture and death leading up to Pablo's trial.



Short Summary

Shortly after they are put into the witness protection program, Pablo Chacon and Brad Gurdlinger put out a contract on the Millers lives so they will not be able to testify in their drug trials. The Millers are forced to flee from the program and flee from one city to the next till the trials.

One federal agent rushes to Lake Tahoe to help the Millers avoid being captured by the drug agents. David Miller discovers an additional drug cache inside a casino bus and he attempts to drive to freedom. Pablo Chacon is captured by the Government agents leaving the Millers alone in a posh mansion


Denver, Reno, Monterey California, and South Lake Tahoe

Based on a True Story


Plot - Premise

Overcoming Monster/Villain

Plot - Other Elements

Happy Ending

Mature Audience Themes

Substance Abuse,Extreme Violence

Main Character Details

Name: David Miller

Age: 28

Gender: Male

Role: Emotional

Key Traits: Clumsy,Confident,Desperate,Outspoken,Funny

Additional Character Details

Name: Sarah Miller

Age: 26

Gender: Female

Role: Protagonist

Key Traits: Charming,Sexy,Confident,Engaging,Funny,Sarcastic,Insecure

Additional Character Details

Name: Pablo Chacon

Age: 37

Gender: Male

Role: antagonist

Key Traits: Badass,Aggressive,Villainous,Confident,Criminal,Desperate,Greedy,Unapologetic,Leader

Additional Character Details

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Development Pitch

We’re Not The Millers is based on the characters and story from the movie The Millers. The story, We’re Not The Millers follows the adventures and mishaps of a group of four people who were originally thrust together in an attempt to smuggle drugs across the southern border of the U.S.A., and chronicles their life in witness protect, failed attempts on their lives, and their constant struggle trying to fit in wherever the government relocates them. We’re Not The Millers follows the four virtual family members as they try to live normal lives, but with Government agents overseeing their activities and criminal elements trying to locate and murder them before a trial can be held where the witness’s testimony could lead to lengthy prison terms for the drug smugglers. We are privileged to see inside their day-to-day lives and watch as they struggle to maintain their sanity while being told what they can and can’t do. The reader gets a front row seat to observe and appreciate the innovative solutions each family member comes up with in order to circumvent the rules and tortuous regulations of their caretakers, the U.S. Federal Agents assigned to guarantee the witness’s protection, at least until they are able to testify in court and put the drug dealers behind bars. The felons are imprisoned, orchestrate their escape from a federal penitentiary, run and hide to avoid capture, and are forced to decide to either risk their very lives or face a long and depressing life in prison.

About The Author

Ken Foote is a published author expanding his story telling from short stories and golf humor into novels and ready-for-television books. Drawing upon his creative background working for a variety of businesses, Ken takes us on the adventures of the Miller Family after they entered the Witness Protection program and their struggles to stay away from anyone looking to prevent them from testifying at the trials of Pablo Chacon and Brad Gurdlinger for their role in drug dealing.

Target Audiences

Age: 18-34,13-17

Target Gender: Universal

Group Specific

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Publishing Details

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Hard Copy Available



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