I TELL YA, IT'S ALL BUT LIES

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COMEDY

1980s & '90s

SHANNON PADDY O'MALLEY

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STRONG LANGUAGE..... Eight good friends go on an hilarious golfing road trip. Watch as each are taken advantage and exploited. The story is about how much you could drink and how much sex you could get. All you had to do, was look.

Genre

Comedy

Short Summary

Nothing better then a road trip, especially if it is longer then a couple of days. We were there to play a lot of golf, drink as much beer as we could, and if you were lucky enough, fall in love and get laid.


As the story unfolds, read how each individual handled each shenanigan, and lived with it the rest of their lives.

Setting

Golf vacation, set in the CAROLINAS, twenty-five years ago.

Based on a True Story

Yes

Plot - Premise

Other

Plot - Other Elements

Other

Mature Audience Themes

Language/Profanity

Main Character Details

Name: SHANNON PADDY O'MALLEY

Age: 40

Gender: Male

Role: Protagonist

Key Traits: Adventurous,Complex,Confident,Crazy,Gracious,Leader,Sexy,Outspoken,Skillful,Funny,Manipulative

Additional Character Details

Name: all the rest of the golf group

Age: 40's

Gender: Male

Role: Sidekick

Key Traits: Naive,Funny,Aspiring,Clumsy,Crazy,Insecure

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Development Pitch

There is nothing better than a road trip—well, maybe if you are staying overnight for more than a night. Although it was our first real trip away from home for any length of time, it was going to be a road trip that would be remembered for the rest of our lives. Life was simpler back then, everyone believed everything. Not only did everyone believe everything that was said, they believed everything that happened; Hell they even believed that we landed on the moon. As the story unfolds, you will see just how they meticulously took advantage of everyone that they came in contact with. You decide, is it an anecdotal farce or is it all but lies! As you come across each little incident, you will likely figure out that it was not all about me. It’s just that I had to write it that way to protect all the guilty participants. Who is actually going to read these books? Well for one thing, I don’t think a book can do these adventures justice. It must be made into an audio book, movie, a sitcom, or even an animated adult cartoon using famous golfers or golf announcers and their foreign accents doing the voice overs would be just perfect. Famous golf movies, like TIN-CUP, HAPPY GILMOUR and CADDY SHACK all had to start somewhere. How many millions has CADDY SHACK made? I would think that THE GOLF CHANNEL would jump all over this little undertaking, for a chance to air something like this or even maybe produce such a venture.

About The Author

SHANNON PADDY O'MALLEY is a true IRISHMAN, through and through. He has to be, Hell he was born on ST. PATRICKS DAY. Or was he a SCOTCHMAN that his family led him to believe. He was married young and early and had two beautiful daughters. His marriage did not last long, because of all of his shenanigans; he still wonders why his ex-wife put up with him as long as she did.

Target Audiences

Age: 18-34,35-54,55+

Target Gender: Male Leaning

Group Specific

everthing golf related

Publishing Details

Status: Yes: self-published

Publisher: Authorhouse

Year Published: 2019

Hard Copy Available

No

ISBN

978-1-7283-2014-4